Smalltown City

There’s a hell of a lot of RED in this commercial is all I’m sayin’. And what kind of athlete eats at the Olympic Village McDonald’s? An athlete that HAS to by state law, that’s who.*

*We are of course completely kidding and would in no way suggest that McDonald’s is attempting world domination by the promise of delicious Big Macs and multi-ethnicity. However, we will be dissecting this video frame by frame for subliminal Commie messages.

–By Jessica