Smalltown City

Wife: Where were you last night?
Husband: Out.
Wife: Out? Doing what?
Husband: Nothing, just hanging with a friend.
Wife: (dryly) Oh yeah? What’s his name?
Husband: Uh…Gleb.
Wife: His name is “Gleb”?
Husband: Uh-huh.
Wife: Okay. What’s his last name?
Husband: ….Galperin.
Wife: You were out with “Gleb Galperin”?
Husband: Yup.
Wife: Riiiiiiight. You’re going to need to do better than that.